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Friday, October 19, 2007, 9:46 PM
A Smile would certainly brighten your day!
The percussion blog is getting a little boring so i'm here to post a few jokes to brighten your day!:DWhat do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock always slows down.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
How can you tell a drummer is walking behind you?
You can hear his knuckles dragging on the ground.
Why does the drummer leave his drumsticks on his dashboard?
So he can park in the handicap zone.
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."
-jeSs.gm-